8 posts tagged “dating”

My very first real boyfriend ever (the guy that taught me how to kiss AND French kiss at 14), who is now my mortgage broker, called me today.  At first I thought he was checking up on me in terms of the loan services he had provided but then he's like, actually, I'm calling for an absolutely unrelated reason.

Apparently, he has a friend that saw my photos and profile on Facebook (the friend isn't on FB but saw it using Mortgage Broker's account) and really wanted to meet me.  MB told me all about his friend and how he actually thought that me and MB would really get along well as MB is very funny and is fun-loving.  He also said that if MB and I actually hit off then he and I can actually hang out again since I'll be this other guy's girlfriend and not MB's ex-girlfriend.  Hahaha, yah ok.  His wife, according to him, is a bit jealous and does not allow him to hang out with ex's.  So I said, why is she jealous of me?  YOU DUMPED ME in 10th grade for a 9th grader!  He's like WHAT?  I don't remember that.  I'm like yah, dude, you dumped me.  He's like I would never dump you. I'm like yah but you did, and you broke my heart.  He's like are you sure?  I thought you dumped me for that other guy (he's talking about my high school sweetheart).  I'm like, no, that guy and I didn't even go out until I was in 11th grade!  He's like OMG, I'm so sorry.  He's then all apologetic and we both laughed hard about it.  Hahah it was funny. :)

Especially if you're married and your wife isn't with you here on vacation.
No, I don't care if you "seriously" have an open relationship with your wife (does she know that)?

Why aren't you wearing your wedding ring?

I don't care.

Just do not hit on me and do not ask me out.

Geez.

... and little hints / messages / calls to let me know that he is thinking about me.

@sheridanzig and I were discussing this last week... it is what a lot of guys don't understand, that this is very important to us girls.

Yah, it's super nice to be missed because he thinks you're a special person and wishes that he is right next to you.  Then he text you and calls you to tell you about it and wants to hear your voice.  Or he posts photos throughout the day on the internet of your favorite pets cuz he knows how much you enjoy the happiness those critters bring you and how much you miss them.

These are the sweet things that you can do to make anyone feel special, and they cost absolutely nothing.

In total, you were reviewed for dating 516 times and 101 people expressed interest in you.
You are more desirable than 99% of 30,333,615 people.

Last week you were viewed 31 times and 6 people expressed interested in you

Sweet :)

I dunno why this just made me laughed out loud in a funny way.  Kinda very ridiculous. 

Hahahaha.  I just have to call bullshit on that one.  It's one of those stupid little apps called Spark on Facebook that people randomly sees your photo and vote on whether they'd date you or not.  I have 94 votes and that makes me 99.44% more desirable?  Yah right.

But nevertheless, it's a little ego boost and I'll take it.

This morning while I was in the shower I was thinking about the concept of living a dream.  Some people would say stuff like "independently wealthy", "not have to work", etc.  I suddenly felt very happy and realized that I am living my dream.  Being alive is living my dream.  Every moment that I get to feel, think, breathe, and be aware is living my dream.  I was so happy to be.  Yaye!

I just got asked out by a co-worker in FB.  We don't work together directly but we're in the same group.
His FB relationship status says he is in a relationship.

I wrote back:

Aren't you in a relationship?  What does your girlfriend think of that*? 

*That being him telling me that Spark application  on FB says he and I are a match and that we should have dinner.

He's 26.

Guys in their 20's like me.  Ummmm, cool?

If you live far far far away from me?
Stupid Facebook application Spark has been sending notifications that someone, and lately actual men with names and photos want to date me.  Of course I was curious to see who actually wants to date me while not knowing a damn thing about me.  They are good looking men, for most part, and live far away.  Chicago, Australia, Europe, etc.  Ummm, that's far.  Why would you want to date someone so far away, esp. if you've never them in person?

Weirdness.

When I stop caving to peer pressure I will remove a majority of Facebook apps.

A distinctive memory just popped into my head just now.  Last Friday when I was at Del Rey w/ DD and K-U, I ran into a guy from my work that does presentations for new employee orientations.  I went up to introduce myself and said hello and told him that I thought that his presentation was really great and funny.  He asked me how his new glasses look on him and told me that he was a "Professional Dater".  Ummm WTF prompted him to tell me that?  I wasn't even trying to hook up w/him at all.  What does that even mean anyway and why the fork would I care?  Dudes are odd.