55 posts tagged “funny”
While walking to my work building from the parking lot this morning, I walked passed a dood in leather jacket.
He was smoking a cigarette and gave me a huge smile.
He said to me, "You look gorgeous today!"
I said, "Thanks" and kept walking toward my building.
About a block later, the dood apparently ran and caught up to me.
Dood: Hi! What is your name?
Me: ... ... ... ... (*hesitation) [Alixito]
Dood: My name is [K]
Dood: Do you have a boyfriend? I mean, I don't care, really, but do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No, I don't, and I don't want or need one. (if he really didn't care why the hell did he ask?)
Dood: Well, then what do you want?
Me: Nothing.
Dood: Nothing? Really? How about a big black boyfriend? (he's black, and big)
Me: I'm not looking right now.
Dood: You're not, huh? Well, if you change your mind and start looking again, I work at [blah blah blah] law firm.
Me: Are you a lawyer?
Dood: Yes, I am a lawyer. You are sooooo hot (he says this while checking out my ass). Come find me when you are ready.
Me: Hahaha OK. Sure.
I kept walking.
Good on him for being bold. But I don't date smokers. LOL
It's the LOG song from Ren & Stimpy!!!
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!
It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!
Log, from Blammo!
You haven't seen this, you must. So funny.
One of the funniest video I've ever seen. It's an educational musical on condoms made in India. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
The clothes that women wear give anyone looking a pretty good idea of what her body looks like, i.e., boob size, curve of the waist, booty. This means men get pretty darned good visual information on what women might look like naked. He then can fantasize what it would be like to have sex with her. But the opposite isn't so true. Us women have no idea of men's packages. We just have to wait to be surprised when it is, well, too late.
Just saying.
Yes yes, I've fallen into the trap of buying super cute outfits for my very small dog.
I stumbled upon this store called Trixie and Peanut in the Soho district today and got Chewie 4 very cute outfits. I will be posting some fashion show photos after I get home. I draw the line at doggie pajamas and bath robes though. Seriously.
