4 posts tagged “nerd”

I accidentally busted my iPhone over the weekend by dropping it on the concrete road.  The volume control button is effed up and there is a giant crack on the top of the phone.  I took it to the Apple store earlier today.  The two gals that helped me answer some questions said I'd have to pay $199 for a replacement phone.  $199!!!!!  Because it's not due to normal wear and tear.  OK fine... so I went up to the Genius Bar guys and one of them helped me.  He did not charge me and gave me a brand new iPhone!  :D  WHOA!!!

I heart nerds.

Guess which nerd made "Review of the Day" last week on Yelp.com and "Picks of the Week" in their weekly newsletter?

Me, for my ingenious Reviewku of my favorite cosmetics store Lush:

I'm a lush for Lush
Sex Bomb fizzles in my tub
Certified hottie

Buttery soft skin
Loves Skins Shangrila la la
Pores sing songs of joy

Items for men too
Cosmetic Lad supple-ize
Preserves his sexy

Fresh yummy products
Not tested on animals
Worth your dime at Lush

I've been Yelping so much (I'm f'ing addicted to this site) that I was invited to become an "Elite" and join Yelp at their Elite's only party (food and drinks provided) next week.  I'll bring Rocker with me even though he and my friends have already been making fun of me for my obssessive compulsive behavior.  But I don't care.  I know I rock.  I'm obssessed.  I need help.  I love Yelp.